computadorally

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.

That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.

by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008

computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

by kindred_sage June 22, 2009

computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.

Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.

by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010

gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )

- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!

by luisedawg March 10, 2008

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008