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Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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computater

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.
by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007
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comptarded

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
by IamFoxy January 7, 2022
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computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.
That damned computater broke again!!!!!
by Ben Dover November 19, 2003
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computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac
This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
by arris January 27, 2008
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