One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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An overclocked potato.
by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007
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Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
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