Compression Cock

a boner that is held down by compression shorts.

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on

by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008

Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

compensation

way of making up for your small cock
see truck

he's compensating for his small cock with that big-ass truck

by Cliff Hopper March 28, 2003

Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude December 19, 2007

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.

Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.

by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010