Competitous

Overly competitive with things that don't matter, and people really don’t care about.

Girl: Why are you so competitous when it comes to car subwoofers?
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!

by bahbahbooy September 6, 2008

competitive

a shit show

jerry-"want to play competitive?"
mike-(*slaps jerry in face*)

by Unforgive July 10, 2019

competition

The breakfast of champions

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp

by ScegfOd January 15, 2008

Competitive BSing

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Overwatch Competitive

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018