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Theory of compensation

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.
"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."
by Snake May 14, 2005
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compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.
Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.
by North American May 25, 2008
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commentvation

when two or more people have conversation on your status post, photo or anything commentable on facebook, whoever has commented then gets numerous notifications
Ben: I have loads of notifications, but none about me

Paul:Oh maybe someone's having a commentvation on your photo
by sawyersboy October 1, 2009
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commentsations

When you and another person send comments back and forth on myspace making it into a conversation.
Me and Kaylee had some pretty sweet commentsations today.
by Andy White December 26, 2007
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commentating

Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...

Hannah: If she had the audacity...

Michelle: Excuse me?

Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.
by HannahJ9 August 13, 2012
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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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compensation

way of making up for your small cock
see truck
he's compensating for his small cock with that big-ass truck
by Cliff Hopper March 28, 2003
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