combustible ass nigga

It's a person so reckless that they're trying to get in fights and cause trouble for no reason wherever they go.

Yo I was at the bar last night with Johnny and someone stepped on his shoe and apologized but Johnny still hit him. That kid is a combustible ass nigga.

by Amerigo October 19, 2013

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

disco-combustible

In the grips of after-effects due to excessive alcohol consumption, typically felt the following day.

"Had a few too many lifts-of-the-arm at the club last nite mate ... feeling a touch disco-combustible ..."

by k. killen May 24, 2006

nonspontaneously combustible

flammible; can burn.

matches are nonspontaneously combustible

by c-man June 19, 2006

sexually combustible

When one is having sex so fast that the participants burst into flames in the genital area.

"How did you burn all of your body hair off?"

"Me and my girl are too sexually combustible."

by rasof3t May 8, 2015

comestibles

Items of food. Something you consume. Often associated with potables.

Joe likes to masticate his comestibles.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

cumbustable

When a female is so attractive that you have an immediate explosion in your pants.

That girl's face is very cumbustable.

by Juiceheadtodd June 11, 2010