comb

A toothed device used for grooming and styling hair. Modern combs are usually made of plastic, but combs have been manufactured for thousands of years from a variety of materials including metal, wood and bone.

"I used a comb to style my luxuriant coif this morning."

by wordnerd119 December 22, 2011

COMB

Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.

I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.

by jjnord June 18, 2010

Combed

Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.

Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!

by carpeddlar September 06, 2012

combing

when one uses a comb like device to straighten the bodily hair of one's lover, in order to create a relaxing yet sensuale experience and funtime.

I am combing you now, bitch.

by 25 Cromwell Street August 20, 2008

comb

choking on my bread.

When something is so funny that you choke on your metaphorical bread. Can also be amalgamated with lmao and rofl.
(Roflcomblmao = rolling on the floor laughing choking on my bread laughing my ass off)

Mike: bwahahahaha did you see those two girls fighting over that midget outside?
Dan: Yeah! Roflcomb!!

by Bod1 May 31, 2009

Comb

A word expressing neatness or something extremely organized and overall appealing

"Bro that shirt is mad comb where'd you get it?"

"Yo I had to get totally comb for this banquet last night"

by AM2hype4U May 14, 2017

Trump Comb

Something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is.

Trump uses his Trump Comb to pretend like he has good hair and good values.

by SliceofJesus January 23, 2017