Colwell

A douche of the ages.

Wow he is such a colwell....

by GOD AWESOME April 29, 2012

cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.

by noahman December 10, 2010

Colwell'd

When a person expectedly (or unexpectedly) interrupts the conclusion of n interaction between two or more people.

1. Radio DJ Colwell'd the end of the song by speaking over the end.
2.

Person X: Anyway, great discussion. Are you free next week?
Person Y: Oh, absolutely. May I have your -
Person Z: HAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYBODY!
Person X: We seem to have been Colwell'd.

by mackadacker April 3, 2013

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.

That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.

by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 10, 2012

Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.

• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”

by TacomanATK November 23, 2024