Columbusing 

When you see a new meme on Facebook or insta or something and you claim it as yours.
Aka you "discover" a new meme and save it to your phone.

Me: *sees a new meme that i like*

Me: "Yes I am Christopher Colombus and I'm Columbusing this meme thank you"

*saves meme to phone never to be seen again*

Columbusing by broyledbroccoli November 8, 2019

columbusing 

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.

Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.

columbusing by the riverside August 11, 2023

Christopher Columbusing 

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

Christopher Columbusing by NickM808 September 18, 2017

Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Christopher Columbusing by Slutty Brownie Pan Co. May 3, 2026

Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Christopher Columbusing by Slutty Brownie Pan Co. May 3, 2026

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

Columbining by Cyniper September 7, 2008

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

Columbining by Cyniper July 26, 2006