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Columbused

This is the exact moment in time that you realize that someone , obviously not the first, is telling you that they were indeed the first to do , invent , solve or to discover something.
I’ve just been Columbused !
by MCK II October 27, 2019
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Columbused

To dominate
To be anally abused

such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society
Wow...you got Columbused HARD!
by §eth October 12, 2004
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columbusing

To do something that no one has ever done before.
1.Often used when describing having sex with a virgin girl.
John: "Yo i heard you got with that abstinent girl over the weekend, is that shit true?"
Phil: "Yeah man, i was straight columbusing that bittie!"

Bob: "Dude you know that hot but like really conservative girl that says she's saving it for marriage?"
Jim: "Yeah what about her"
Bob: "Saving it for marriage my ass, i just columbused that shit."
by Jay Bonz January 22, 2008
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Columbusing

When you see a new meme on Facebook or insta or something and you claim it as yours.
Aka you "discover" a new meme and save it to your phone.
Me: *sees a new meme that i like*

Me: "Yes I am Christopher Colombus and I'm Columbusing this meme thank you"

*saves meme to phone never to be seen again*
by broyledbroccoli November 8, 2019
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columbusing

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.
Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.
by the riverside August 11, 2023
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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
by Decolonized December 8, 2021
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Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks
Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025
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