An Indiana resident that didn't like the Indianapolis Colts until Peyton Manning and his 5 foot widows peak stepped into the RCA Dome and took them to the playoffs his second year. More or less they couldn't tell you who was the quarterback before him or what year the team moved to Indy. In other words a retard of a bandwagon jumper.
Fan#1: Didn't you like the Lions?
Fan#2: No man, the Colts have always been my team.
Fan#1: Who was the quarterback back in '96?
Fan#2: Jim Sorgi?
Fan#1: You're a total Colts Bitch
Fan#2: No man, the Colts have always been my team.
Fan#1: Who was the quarterback back in '96?
Fan#2: Jim Sorgi?
Fan#1: You're a total Colts Bitch
by i really dont love raymond September 23, 2009
Get the Colts Bitch mug.A true statement or factoid referring to the American Football team from Indianapolis, referencing the fact that they are really crappy.
by Sycho1164Reporting January 14, 2011
Get the Colts Suck mug.Related Words
A rich town in Monmouth County, NJ, full of hicks, farms and horses. The area was recently a victim of many Staten Islanders and Brooklynders picking up from their hometown to become residents there. Next to Rumson, this is one of the wealthiest towns in the area. The population is predominatly white. Most kids describe it as, "An empty town. If you wanted to actually do something fun, you'd have to walk/drive to another town." The area is said to have a good school system, yet kids seem to disagree. Most complain about the lack of decent teachers and shortened lunches to increase the time for class. There are a few famous persons that live in this town. One example is famous Hollywood actor Dana Owens, who goes by the name of Queen Latifa. Not a good town to move to if you have kids and plan on sending them to the public schools.
"Colts Neck is lacking activities."
"The worst place to move to with kids is Colts Neck, New Jersey."
"The worst place to move to with kids is Colts Neck, New Jersey."
by Frank II November 11, 2008
Get the Colts Neck mug.by former colts neckian. May 13, 2005
Get the Colts neck mug.Rich, Boring White town with nothing to do, explains why alot of the kids around here are doing drugs, racing the sports car, usually a beemer, and then getting killed. Local Hangouts sadly include the local resturants (Huddies Inn, Orlands Pizzaria), and dunkin donuts. Note that most kids end up being wiggers, punks, guidos, druggies, or just straight out gay, while VERY few are (like me) normal or loners
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?
Colts Neck Kid 1: *Obviously High* Yo Maaaaan... What's up
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
------
Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
------
Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind
by Leo Leoheart January 11, 2009
Get the Colts Neck mug.Colts Neck New jersey also known as colts cock where all the biggest pussies and rich little faggots move about. there is absolutely nothing to do accept blow lines race cars n get killed like those dummass from freehold whose parents buy expensive cars for kids that dont know how to drive. girls dammmm dont even get me started. schools...hahahaha ya some school lemme tell ya if u cant fight or love teachers or even jus to "talk shit" move to colts cock new jersey.. also if you are gay and suck dick colts cock is the place for you
by SCIFFFOOOOO BONNGGGGG May 8, 2008
Get the Colts Neck mug.When some dumb ass named colt is feeling good about his self you tell him the truth about his sexuality
by ColtsGay March 17, 2019
Get the colts gay mug.