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colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!
by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017
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Colonic Jihad

Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.
About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.
by Seyler-do August 12, 2011
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Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.
Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.
by EileenJo January 28, 2013
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colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!
by mvolfman October 29, 2010
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Colonia windmil

1) The colonia windmill is a fighting technique usually used by gangsters from colonia. a part of oxnard. Southern california.

2) swinging your penis is a circle multiple times usually slapping someone on the third rotation.
"That stupid cholo didnt know how to fight he did the colonia windmill on him." "wow he doesn't know how to fight."

"eww did you see that fucker? he had a 10 inch dick and swinging that shit around like a colonia windmill or something." D:
by Big John Johnny December 4, 2010
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Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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Colonial Middle School

A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.
"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"

"Colonial Middle School"
by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015
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