collision course

Quoteth I, "Jay-Z/Linkin Park...
I daresay Watson, is not it reminiscent of a nigga-cracka circus show?"

Wow, this shit is so retarded... no wonder only losers listen to this trash.

by Downhill Denial March 8, 2005

collision course

Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.

MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.

by Jenter-Senten January 18, 2005

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Collision of reality

existing in the same space and time. for e.g when two people meet, your realities
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.

we have met due to our 'collision of reality'

by d_sizzla February 28, 2019

Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023

Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009