Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009

Collette

Girls named collette are fucking hot as hell.
they have a pretty smile

gorgeous eyes
kickin curves
fine ass
they know what they want and get it
and they're great friends

guy1:Damn did you see that chick?
guy2:No who was it?
guy1:It was Collette
guy2:oh damn that girl is fine and she got a nice ass too!

by kdsurfer October 21, 2009

Collette

Collettes are very strong emotionally and physically. They can withstand almost any emotional stress thrown at them, but they will not always handle it with grace. Collettes are sensitive but don't get on their bad side because they can shut down their extreme empathy within seconds. If you ever meet a Collette that isn't compassionate or thoughtful, don't hate them. They have probably been through something horrible.

Person one: You are very sweet, but you kind of scare me.

Person two: Sorry that I scare you. I guess I can be a Collette sometimes.

by Atheist Angel March 8, 2022

collette

The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time

WOW, i hung-out with that chick last night she's so a Collette!

by intensityFTW July 14, 2009

Bone Collected

v. The act of being assaulted by a creepy person. Most often a taxi driver.

"AHH! The cab driver kept asking me if I had an alarm system in my apartment! I was so scared I was going to get bone collected!"

by Bnewb November 9, 2008

collette eriksen

An animated italian gal, who's stunning through and through. She's so captivating and charming you will love every second you're blessed with her presence. All while she's charming you she's stealing your girl out from under you. She can fuck better than Christian Grey and trys not to let on to that fact, but you all can see it's in her dna

2) reasons girls are turning lesbian
3) witty and sauve

4) sexual deviant

Oh my God, i love that girl she always brings the party to life but why is my gf following her to the bathroom? Duh you love her she's Collette Eriksen. Looks like your girl loves her too.

by RealMVP94 December 19, 2016

Colleened

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.

1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.

by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010