colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

las colgas

3 girls who study in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico that became best friends by taking summer school because they were flunking every class BUT HAVE A HUGE PASSION FOR JANGUEOS.

Ahi llegaron las colgas, those guaynabichas .

by one of las colgas November 7, 2019

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 18, 2010

colgate smile

Someone with a VERY nice smile (straight, white teeth)

I like her so much. she’s got a Colgate smile, their so straight and white

by YoBredrin September 30, 2020

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020