Cole’s mama

A smokin hot babe who for some reason just can’t get enough of his super cool friend jonah

Dang bro Cole’s mama a milf fosho fosho

by Jonah pap May 30, 2021

Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.

The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.

by eskwire4real June 20, 2024

Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.

A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."

by saffron skies. June 3, 2024

Cole's Girlfriend Hailey

The most beautiful girl in the world. Don't get mad at her because "she's just a girl in the worldd.".

"Get those stuffies off the wall", Cole's Girlfriend Hailey said to Cole.

by TheUnknown123451 February 14, 2025

Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011

Cole Tourette's

Just like actual Tourette's but with Cole.
When you are uncontrollably mean to Cole, like you totally had no intention to be mean.

"Cole you only did 4 models today?????? You fucking loser! ... Oops sorry I don't know where that came from it might have been my Cole Tourette's

by colelover420 February 15, 2019

Cole Sprouse

a daddy™

wow look at that guy, he's a total cole sprouse!

by ColeSprouse August 9, 2017