cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Cold One

A person under the influence of unknown diseases that makes it genetically impossible to ever feel warmth,

She was like...I'm not even sure, a cold one.

by isabella serone inglacia December 22, 2008

cold one

a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)

I had a cold one before dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2008

Cold one

A cold, simple beer.

Really would like a cold one right about now.

by Thaddian March 13, 2016

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 24, 2003