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Cokie Roberts

A drink consisting of one part Malibu Rum and two parts Diet Coke. Believed to be invented in 2001 in New York City. A favorite at Mt. Snow in Vermont. Named after the former Clinton Administration staffer. A variation is the Zero Roberts which is made with Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke.
That Cokie Roberts is one refereshing drink." "Barkeep, another Cokie Roberts, please.
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Cokie and Abby May 2020 Type Shit

Doing insane shit that’s wild, whorey, young, and naive at 2 am every day of quarantine.
“Wanna go pull some Cokie and Abby May 2020 type shit?”
Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”
by aliceinwonderlandpt2 April 9, 2021
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Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.
Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.
by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024
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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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coke hound

A lover of delicious cocaine. Day and night, 24/7/365. Not yet an addict, but close.
Fred's a real paranoid coke hound, don't do rails with him, he's a weirdo.
by JohnnyAcrossTheSea November 17, 2015
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coaie

It's a romanian nickname. In english "coaie" means balls but we use it instead of bro,man,dude, etc
Josh: I hooked up with your mom
Mirel: coaie esti prost
by namhaz November 25, 2020
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