Cousing

Misspelling of Cousin.

My cousing looks like a dog.

by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.

"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"

by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004

Consusing

The second of three possible forms of confusion.

Damn this test is consusing but i'll make it.

I am consused but, with time, i'll understand.

by Parag Kapadia February 24, 2006

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Citrusing

the act of lodging a citrus fruit such as an orange between your butt cheeks (in the cleftal horizon) and squeezing out the juice into someone else's mouth.

Guy 1: I need some orange juice
Guy 2: ok pass me an orange, imma do some citrusing

by robobacon October 14, 2013

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 1, 2003

Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018