cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Collasian

A collision involving at least one person of an Asian descent.

Dude, did you see the news? There was a 12-car Collasian on the interstate!

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

Chasian

Chubby Asian

I was ready to buy a Big Mac but that damn Chasian ordered them all!

by Samantha_addict November 9, 2018

Cheesianity

Cheesianity is one of the many religions that Abraham fathered. We believe that Chod made the universe and when man corrupted the world he flooded it with nacho cheese. Chod sent his only son Cheesus to Chearth and he died for our sins of eating blue cheese. The Angel Chucifer rebelled against Chod and fell down from Heaven, and was given a new name, Notserp.(Or the Devil) Notserp roamed the earth for eternity and in 2017 A.D, masquerading as a middle schooler in the United States of America, he will unleash his blue cheese upon the world.

Cheesianity > Christianity

by FallenAutumn October 14, 2017

Chrasian

A person who belongs to the Christian faith, and is also of Asian ancestory.

She only dates Chrasians now.

I want to be Chrasian too!

by D. Shih March 14, 2007

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

by Verges March 24, 2004