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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"
Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"
Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"
Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.
That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
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A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.
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Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.
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Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!
Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
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by joebob13 October 14, 2012
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