coeli

Coeli is a very popular girl that has lots of friends and is kind loving and has a big heart for others,she is also very pretty
and is very responsible loves to have fun. Coeli is also a very fast runner and is very good at sport and she samrt and 1 of a kind.

Coeli is a very pretty girl.

by Max sacristani August 30, 2017

coelacanth

A fish derived from a group once thought extinct. Used as a rhetorical tool by cryptozoologists and creationists to give themselves credibility; the former believe that if a "prehistoric fish" can be found then so can the big monsters that people cook up, while the latter believes that the fish is proof that animals don't evolve.

1. The cryptozoologists don't realize that there's a big difference between finding a coelacanth off the South African coast and finding a 10-foot hairy humanoid in the rapidly dissapearing wooded space in between Starbucks sites.

2. The creationists don't realize that it's the fish's lineage that's ancient and the fish is actually different than its fossil ancestors; and even if it hadn't, it wouldn't matter because natural selction will retard change if a species is perfectly adapted.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

coelacanth

n. 1. a Cretaceous fish, thought to be extinct but found living off the coast of Africa in 1938.
2. a Vietnam-era liberal, still clinging to tired old neo-Marxist canards long after everyone else has left the swamp for dry land. See Chomsky; Kerry; Gore; Jennifer Aniston.

John F. Kerry is a coelacanth on domestic and foreign policy issues.

by Sidmystic July 1, 2004

regina coeli cyo

the reason fdr boys wake up on a saturday morning. this basketball barnyard show is crowded with white boys who believe ball is life. most kids are absolute dog shit yet take these games so seriously. few shooters and many fat kids who are finally getting exercise other than walking through the halls at school. this is where the kids who were cut from the school team thrive. its basically hyde parks NBA.

regina coeli cyo hall of fame members:
- chuck cook
- pat nesbitt
- ryan taylor
- fat ass 3 point shooter billy

kid 1: “are you gonna go watch the regina coeli cyo basketball games today?”
kid 2: “yeah i’ve been looking for a good laugh.”

by hms,hms November 3, 2021

coeliac

The correct spelling of celiac

I can't eat gluten. I'm celiac.
Don't you mean coeliac you dyslexic glutard?

by max hotep April 13, 2014

coelacanth

A very rare and expensive fish in Animal Crossing.

Tom Nook pays major $$ for a coelacanth.

by demonsweat December 28, 2005

coelacanth

One sick ass ancient fish who's lived for thousands of years off of thailand.

That coelacanth freaked the shit out of me.

by Jewfro May 27, 2003