coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

Coconut Doggy

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts

capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!

by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021

Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021

Coconut 56

Something a sensible person can understand

"Crowbar" Is not a very sensible word. A crowbar has nothing to do with crows or bars. It should have been called coconut 56, Because that's something a sensible person can understand.

Grommets say 156 skull. Swood people say Coconut 56

by Koopinator September 7, 2016

coconut gun

a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies.

his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! UNGH! D.K.! DONKEY KONG!

by the nhir July 3, 2017

Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy

Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."

by FourElemental May 12, 2021

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008