cocktrain

To engage in the act of being a train while acting like a cock. If a cocktrain derails, it is to puke violently due to excessive drinking. Usually of caesar.

Wow, cocktrain sure derailed last night.

by -es March 3, 2007

cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

Cock Trap

When you are about to cum whilst in missionary and she locks her legs around your waist.

I think I got Bailey pregnant last night, she fucking cock trapped me.

by Wrongfellow March 1, 2019

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

Cockthrapper

A pejorative term used as an insult, mainly towards a male member of society.

Have you met that new gardener? He is a right cockthrapper!

by Robbo's Mate July 2, 2021

cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring

he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off

by Eumolpus September 16, 2007