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cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.
That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.
by SGT-D December 9, 2004
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cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick
suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night
by Jimbo December 12, 2003
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cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master
Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!
by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003
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Cockride

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
by Tambre' November 20, 2011
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cocktrain

To engage in the act of being a train while acting like a cock. If a cocktrain derails, it is to puke violently due to excessive drinking. Usually of caesar.
Wow, cocktrain sure derailed last night.
by -es March 3, 2007
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Cockrider

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider
by Skelebubble April 10, 2020
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Venus Cocktrap

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.
1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"


2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"
by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008
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