cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

by gman91478 January 24, 2015

Cockspiracy

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

by Barrattino January 16, 2014

cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010

cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cocksure

A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")

Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.

by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005

Cockspring

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.

My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.

by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

cocksure

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.

Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.

by plan bee February 15, 2010