Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

Cocksluck

When a whore sucks a dick.

The cocksluck gave the best head.

by The Daddy of Pigs March 21, 2022

Cockulus

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus

please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.

by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014

dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007