by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019
Get the CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER mug.A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
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Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!
by Frankie2times September 16, 2016
Get the cold calling cocksucker mug.A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....
Girl One: Baby, I love you
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
by Erectile Function October 28, 2014
Get the cockblocker mug.A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."
"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."
"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."
"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
by Guy-No March 23, 2008
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by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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