n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
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A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
Get the Cocktits mug.'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
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by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012
Get the Freestyle Cockriding mug.Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .
by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011
Get the Cockalitis mug."I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
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