cockpiece

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.

I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire

by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017

cockwire

The word cockwire comes from a Chinese metaphor means loser, which is the opposite meaning of tall/rich/handsome guy.
It is called cockwire (the hair around the dick) because they can only watch when they dick are f*cking...
The original Chinese pronunciation is "Diao Si"; Diao means dick, and si means the hair...

I do not have rich daddy, and I`m not tall or handsome... People like me are borne be cockwire. Girls would not let me f*ck them.

by Fjall January 14, 2016

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.

I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.

by Slappy1 June 30, 2006

Smokin' da Cockpipe

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob

In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe

by Olav the Norseman November 20, 2004

Cuckpire

Dio Brando, coz he technically got cucked by Jonathan Joestar after stealing his body.

Dio Brando is a cuckpire. Even though he's banging all the chicks including Giorno's mom, he's still getting cucked by Jonathan as the body belongs to Jonathan. And while DIO controls the body it's still Jonathan's massive BWC which impregnated those chicks.

by Kotarojujo069 February 16, 2022