cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

cocksmush

a cocksmush is someone who likes to ram their penis into a wall on a day to day basis.

man1: he wont go to the store and get drinks.

man2: he is such a cocksmush

by CaptainA619 January 29, 2010

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.

"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."

by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013