cocksnot

Sperm/Semen. Also an insult in Antipodean countries.

Wake up, cocksnot.
I blew a load of my cocksnot onto her tits.

by jonno mcgee June 21, 2006

cocksnot

The fertile baby batter propelled from the male member during sex or masterbation (or spontaneous ejaculation). Large reservoirs may be found in hidden tissues around the toilet, behind female ears on just above the female eyebrow.

"Excuse me dear, but you seem to have basted my back with cocksnot"

by Colonius March 4, 2004

cocksnott

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizm junkie"

That jizm junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Cocksnot

the excess drip after a male ejaculates. It can get stuck to your leg, underware, etc. almost like having a runny nose except from the D!

Requires tissues w aloe and vitamin E.

Dude: “Hey babe, can you hand me the box of tissues?”

Babe: “why what’s wrong?”

Dude: “I have excessive cocksnot after our bang sesh and I need to clean.”

by Donny Skylark January 26, 2019

cacklesnort

when you can’t laugh out loud so the noises come from elsewhere

stop i’m going to cacklesnort

by lonerwhore June 18, 2019