Cockle

When your fucking a girl and you miss and she gets pissed and walks away.

Chuck: Dude i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i TOTALLY pulled a cockle.

Dave: Ahhhhhhhh, dude that fucking sucks.

Chuck: I know.

by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

Cockle

A cockle is a choke hold using one's mouth.

John: I can't believe you would put him in a cockle, Kaleigh!
Kaleigh: Why wouldn't I? He deserved it.

by F0undation August 9, 2020

cockle

a totally useless person who does totally pointless things on a regular basis such that someone might want to give them a silly name. Often used as a more polite although less expressive replacement for the word "cunt"
plural: cockles

pablo hidalgo is a cockle for sure

there are too many cockles around nowadays making up fucking stupid words like "cockle"

by realdealcockle July 15, 2006

Cockle

It's the name of the act of holding your own/partners erect penis with a tight grip just beneath the shaft, then proceeding with a hard smack with your palm right on the head of the penis.

I gave my bro the most gruesome cockle.

by Mosseman October 25, 2018

cockle

Of or related to ones pen0s. One of the many slang variants that have been derived of forum speak.

I have a HUGE cockle.

My Cockle is so big it would make your an0s bleed for days.

by Ice|Burn September 18, 2003

cockle

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

by g January 21, 2005

cockle

In money terms, the word cockle means £5.00.

That will cost ya a cockle darling.

by Tina M January 5, 2004