Cockle 

When your fucking a girl and you miss and she gets pissed and walks away.

Chuck: Dude i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i TOTALLY pulled a cockle.

Dave: Ahhhhhhhh, dude that fucking sucks.

Chuck: I know.

Cockle by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

Cockle 

A cockle is a choke hold using one's mouth.

John: I can't believe you would put him in a cockle, Kaleigh!
Kaleigh: Why wouldn't I? He deserved it.

Cockle by F0undation August 9, 2020

cockle 

a totally useless person who does totally pointless things on a regular basis such that someone might want to give them a silly name. Often used as a more polite although less expressive replacement for the word "cunt"
plural: cockles

pablo hidalgo is a cockle for sure

there are too many cockles around nowadays making up fucking stupid words like "cockle"

cockle by realdealcockle July 15, 2006

Cockle 

It's the name of the act of holding your own/partners erect penis with a tight grip just beneath the shaft, then proceeding with a hard smack with your palm right on the head of the penis.

I gave my bro the most gruesome cockle.

Cockle by Mosseman October 25, 2018

cockle 

Of or related to ones pen0s. One of the many slang variants that have been derived of forum speak.

I have a HUGE cockle.

My Cockle is so big it would make your an0s bleed for days.

cockle by Ice|Burn September 18, 2003

cockle 

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

cockle by g January 21, 2005

cockle 

In money terms, the word cockle means £5.00.

That will cost ya a cockle darling.

cockle by Tina M January 5, 2004