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Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
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by Wayne King November 15, 2004
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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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cockjockey

"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"
by Truckle August 24, 2003
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cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.
Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock
by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010
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cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.
"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."
by m0cka January 23, 2009
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CockJockey

A Gay Person Who's All Over A Jock's Dick
Server Your A Stupid CockJockey
by SiCkerOne666 April 9, 2006
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cockjockey

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003
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