Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

cockgobbler

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

by mdboi May 19, 2004

cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.

That cockgobbler stole my ride!

by MisterMojo October 13, 2007

Cockgobbler

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.

What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.

by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017