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cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
by sexxyback October 28, 2006
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cockcushion

Cockcushion - Is a pillow you put between your legs when your sleeping, for added comfort.
Ew! Don't use that pillow it was keith's cockcushion!
by Jacob GeeGee September 14, 2007
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cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! 😋 (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes 💔)
"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos 💔"
by dnfdeeznutsforever❤ July 14, 2022
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cockpush

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush
-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush
by Archit April 5, 2008
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cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily
I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.
by Samo March 16, 2005
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cocknbush

a cock hiddin by a massive hairy bush
omg dude that was some high quality cocknbush
by jarretngoey July 14, 2010
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cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down
How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007
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