Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

CockPump

A felatious female's mouth

This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!

by Billy7729 February 10, 2007

cockbump

how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.

Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"

by free_run July 22, 2009

cockumstance

n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.

It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.

by genio2010 October 3, 2010

cockums

penis; male genitalia; related to cock

Love that cockums of yours.

by 007 November 16, 2004

Cockpump

The mouth of a person. Best when accompanied by the word 'saucy'

I told John that Billy was talking smack, so John told me to Billy to shut his saucy cockpump. John the suggested we get Taco Bell.

by kkevo November 22, 2005

cockups

An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.

by Nave Nedrob March 8, 2009