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Cookbook

Any book that contains directions on how to make or "cook" a variety of substances, be it legal or not.
EX 1a: Hey John, where did you get that awesome salmon recipe?
EX 1b: I found it in this chef's cookbook.

EX 2a: How do I make the stock solution for a Nessler's reagent?
EX 2b: I dunno, check the cookbook.

EX 3: The local drug dealer was arrested and on the scene officers found a cookbook with instructions on how to make various narcotics.
by Matt..... January 20, 2011
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Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.
Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.
by Jack April 2, 2004
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cockbooger

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.
"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."
by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008
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Cockboost

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.
So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009
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cockblokus

When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.
Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.
by vstrife January 26, 2014
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Friggin cookbook

An overpriced cookbook with awful advice made by snake oil salesman none other than the much and rightfully hated Greg Turkesterone Doucette.
I was dumb enough to buy this friggin cookbook. I feel robbed bro.
by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022
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cuckbook

A derogatory term for a MacBook, created by contracting "cuck" with "MacBook" and dropping "Mac."
Nice cuckbook man! I'll see your wife later.
by texans_are_gay November 6, 2017
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