An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.
The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011
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when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.
by jayt85331 January 6, 2014
Get the cockblocker spaniel mug.Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
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2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.
2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.
by anononononomyous December 27, 2008
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Get the cockblocker mug.someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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