cocknballtorture

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.

Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch

by Theresagayguysomewhere October 17, 2019

cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.

So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.

by BBTOPS August 20, 2009

Cockalley

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

cuckball

Stool that has the shape of a ball.
Certainly not something you would want in a sandwich or stew.

"Excuse me, I think there is a cuckball in my soup"

by teemo July 11, 2006

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004