When a man pulls out his penis and places it on your shoulder, possibly making bird/parrot noises for attention.
Bert Kreischer placed his dick on his wife's shoulder, when she'd tell the story, he'd tell them "it wasn't a parrot... It was a COCKatiel!"
by Dracodarkness123 September 05, 2023
species of parrots that are natively found in australia
theyre so fucking cute and all but they can attack their owners
theyre so fucking cute and all but they can attack their owners
guy 1: yo bro my cockatiel just woke me up in midnight, i feel tired now
guy 2: mine had eggs that just hatched a month ago
guy 2: mine had eggs that just hatched a month ago
by ali._ January 25, 2025