cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

cockblunder

A cockblunder is a giant mistake usually caused by overlooking a very obvious situation or circumstance.

"You put your penis in the toaster?!?! That's a cockblunder if I've ever seen one!"

by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

cockbender

One who painfully bends cock

That prostitute was a real cockbender

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Cockbender

Someone who has the ability to bend cocks with their mind

The whole world was almost stuck in the grasp of a cockbender

by Sovietunion98 August 8, 2021