Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cockslapper

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.

1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003

cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

cocknapper (real)

chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid

In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.

by Chyrsiela December 10, 2022

Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship

"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."

by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026