Cock cheese 

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time

Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin

Cock cheese by Cock cheeese June 6, 2018

Cock Cheese 

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

Cock Cheese by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021

Cock Cheese 

ADJ: A commonly used word to describe gay niggers that have dried nut near the genital region and outside the scrotum.

Example of Cock Cheese: Ewwww, Dontavious the gay kid from class fucked Jeremy and I can see Cock Cheddar running down his leg!!!!!

Cock Cheese by WhitePowerEnslaver January 7, 2022

Cock cheese colohan 

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.

Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.

Cock cheese colohan by mama f December 28, 2005

cottage cock cheese 

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

cottage cock cheese by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE 

The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE by dum bo June 6, 2020

Cheese Cock 

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.

person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.

Cheese Cock by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017