cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE

The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5

by dum bo June 6, 2020

Cock cheese colohan

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.

Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.

by mama f December 28, 2005

Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.

person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.

by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017

Cheese Cock

An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.

Dan has a cheese cock.

Bill is a cheese cock.

by Andrew M Fitzpatrick August 2, 2007

Cheese Cock

A very loud and obnoxious Green Bay Packer

That Packers fan is being a real Cheese Cock!

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by Cheese Cock January 11, 2015

Cheese cock

A man from Wisconsin with a very large penis

Bro, I'm nervous about having sex with my new girl, her last boyfriend was a cheese cock

by gtdub23 December 9, 2016