cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

Cock Blocker

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

by MrTea6 June 22, 2003

Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.

How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?

by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010

cock blocker

An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.

You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.

by Sebastien June 15, 2005

cock blockin'

when a guy is tryna holla at a girl but anotha guy interferes.

"I was at the mall and I was talk to this fine ass gurl, but den this dude gon' come and start cock blockin me. I almost beat his ass!"

by FyNeMa4ShO September 7, 2005

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009

cock blocker

An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.

Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.

by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009