Come to my gig!

A versatile phrase for the ages that applies to times of joy, frustration, hope, despair and more

'That girl has a great personality, she can come to my gig!'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'

by gigsbrah February 5, 2015

come to jesus

Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)

He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".

by Big Bob July 28, 2004

Come to Brazil

a song by the band why don't we released on June 27 (6\12). the song was first teased on June 21 at their Indianapolis concert.

Limelight 1: have you heard Come to Brazil yet?
Limelight 2: yeah it's super catchy! go stream!!!

by hugsformarais June 25, 2019

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

Come to Butthead

Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.

The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.

Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!

Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)

by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006