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Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
by NancyinGA July 6, 2008
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Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!
Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!
by pza97 April 4, 2011
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Leave In Conditioner

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'
by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013
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Conditionerror

Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"

"How did that happen?"

"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."

"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
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mexican air-conditioner

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.
It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!
by Eupherism September 25, 2010
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air-conditioned Hell

An office/cubicle farm/building where white-collar corporate drones while away their lives.

Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.

While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.

I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
by Poor Woobie March 10, 2008
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cum conditioned

When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.

similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"

Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.

girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"

Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
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