Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

not clumsy just dumb

me

Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb

by emothewalter January 20, 2022

Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.

When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.

by racerchickie March 10, 2009

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007