clock-block

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.

Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."

John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."

by MoreMagic March 7, 2008

Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.

"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"

by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010

5 o'clock block

the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!

F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!

G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.

by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011

Clock block

(v) when somebody makes a reference as to question the current time, any/all people who overhear him/her immediately screen the view of the nearest time keeping device so as to prevent the questioner from obtaining the correct time of day.

I asked what time it was, and he totally clock blocked me.

by Pinchot 803 January 1, 2008

clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing

Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers

by brynster48 January 15, 2010

Clock Block

The action of avoiding to look at a clock while working hoping that time will go by faster.

employee1: man work totally sucked today because we had to work 10 hours.
employee2: nah man i totally clocked blocked all day and it flew by.
employee1:damn clock blocker -_-'

by Sab0o January 13, 2011

cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013