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a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.
I was raised in closter.
closter by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019
A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.
That pot head must be from Closter
closter by Don Juan April 5, 2005
A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.
closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz
closter by camelz July 18, 2006
1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.
Oh my god, your and idiot
closter by Anonymously March 4, 2005
(adj)To be a James Baek who spends time to write stuff like this.
Oh my god, why do you write in this like a Closter!
closter by John Choi March 1, 2005
A small middle-class suburban Korean neighborhood in north-east New Jersey.
I live in Closter, New Jersey.
Closter by Suburbs_Savage September 5, 2016