closter 

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

closter by rachel April 7, 2005

closter 

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

closter by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

closter 

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

closter by Don Juan April 5, 2005

closter 

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

closter by camelz July 18, 2006

closter 

1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.

Oh my god, your and idiot

closter by Anonymously March 4, 2005

closter 

(adj)To be a James Baek who spends time to write stuff like this.

Oh my god, why do you write in this like a Closter!

closter by John Choi March 1, 2005

Closter 

A small middle-class suburban Korean neighborhood in north-east New Jersey.

I live in Closter, New Jersey.

Closter by Suburbs_Savage September 5, 2016