Clog

Clog is a code word for rape.

Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad

by Antwan Guzzels March 26, 2023

clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

Clogged

When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.

Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?

50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.

Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!

50 Cent: Ok...

by rapper97 June 30, 2011

clog

A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!

by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003

Clog

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021

Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death”

by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021

clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

by J Zee June 24, 2009